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early day is not fun

damira ;) uploaded

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMIRA

haha , even though its few days ago but who the hell cares ? still consider the birthday girl ! :D 

today , went sunway for damira's birthday celebration . and perhaps this will be my 2nd last day of hanging out this year :'( i know its very sad . idk since when family did this rules wtv -.- i had tuition in the morning at dmnsara ( cousinsss house) then , rush over to sunway . came late , had shisha . and hmm , ate my IRELANDS POTATOES :D yummmmmy and fattening -.- once in a while je . dahlia and her stupid jokes of the day makes me go LOCCO . was so hyper because of her REMPIT ACT . that's why i love her ;) hahahahaha . me and putra went forever while damira and the rest went to miss sulfridge & topshop . we ran over lowkey at forever 21 , and he was choosing a dress for his girlfriend's valentines date . his mom was pretty cool & she deinately supports the dress that lowkey's trying to choose . cool mom . RICH ! hahaha. i bought a few bangles at diva london for the day :( saddening . no money ! :'( i didnt eat . save money ! ahhahaha . ate at my cousins house earlier that morning . tuition was a headache ! hate it . I WAS CONFUSED by the days . i thought today is sunday and i clled ppl are u going to school tmrrw . and they were like huuuuh ? today is saturday . haiyaaa . i need to eat more VITAMINS for brains ! hahaha . 

 

nabil,yaya,putra,me,B'DAY GIRL,dahlia,karina

 

 

putra <33

  

  

yaya<3

  

 

rose<3

run baby run

This year , i decided to lose some weight by joining the school's sports programs whatever it takes to lose the fats on my stomach . eventually , i do have fats on my stomach and thighs . i even bet with C that i could get that victoria secret's body on the 6th of February . its important because , Dahlia's birthday celeb is on that night . pool party at the other block of my house . GIRLS , will put on bikini and they'll see my flat stomach . imma gonna make that happen YALL ! hahaha . i skipped some exercises yesterday and so on , i have to force myself to do it double the exercise for a day . oh i almost forgot , SURPRISE SURPRISE i got number 1 for the 100m run . for form 3 ONLY . and i signed up for 100m,200m,&4x100 . haaa , alooooot of work to do . hope that'll work for the night ! -,-" i ate kuey-teow + nasi ayam merah at school +pancakes for the day . OH GOSH , i need to cutdown some meals here . start eating FRUITS ONLY :( wtv it is , i need that bodaaayy . MY GOALS ! ahhahaha . 2010 revolution - work hard to get that flat stomach of Victoria secret's .

i definately think u're an ugly whore

this is what i found- " oh i tak dgar apa apa ponn, alaa chilllaa. i know who laa. si slutt tu kan? hahahha " by miss sonotper - fectRIHANNAmuch ?

hahah , guess who ? ;)

omg , i dont have time to explain here everything but the thing is , "HE" somehow said that he likes her and turns the story around . oh damn , *ouch on the butt . i am 100% sure that everything had changed since he had a FRIEND name - hahaha . my previous stupid SO RESPECTED womaaan .

today , went to school as usual . daymn today was boring . luckily no homeworks . i've been checking out youtube alot ! i mean , ALOT ! all about victoria secret fashion show . i cnt keep my eyes off their stomach . daymn they're hot . so , i was so obsessed with their stomach& its my dream to have like theirs !. i;ve been jogging alone these few days . damn tiring ! since i cnt swim because of the pool is renovating , instead , i had to go for JOG . that's the second choice . actually , there's still a third choice . GYM ! but , too lazy to go to the management cause i need the KEYS to the gym and TO BE ABLE to do that , i need to make a card. they need a pic of me , and blablablaa ... no time laa . lately , i also checked out YOGA for beginners . i dont find it funny but my mom does . everytime she comes back from work looking at me with the TRYING SO HARD TO RELAX "FACE" , she'll make sure she'll burst out laughing . i know its impossible for you to get that victoria secret body but NOT FOR ME WHEN I WANT IT SO BADLY . i'll sure do post a picture of me with that smokin STOMACH . :p hahahaha .

check out for more ;D later ! 

u aint that better

ATTENTION : to the my special someone , beloved dearest FRIEND -.- puh-lease . u wanna talk about someone , mirror urself first . u aint that better than me . u had been the " red spot where the laser points " . if only i could blow u off , i would really love to . sadly , i'll end up in jail . haha . 

so , i've been watching victoria secret's fashion shows . addicted to their bodies ! xD of course its every girls dream to have that bodayy ! hmm , i checked out YOGA FOR BEGINNERS and actually followed everything on the videos and pictures where i googled . need those pretty awesome MATCHES LEGS ! ahhaha .

school , tomorrw . gosh , i feel like killing myself now . OH NO I DONT WANNA GO -.- seriously , i need

new environment in school . I WANNA CHANGE SCHOOL SO BADLY ! -.- haishh . its all i want ! plus , that school sucks . seriously . SUCKS -.- hmm , wtv . on to the next - i cnt decide on which one to go on this tuesday . its either - skating practice / jupiter practice (its school olahraga thingy) / meet yusuf . i cnt decide on which one to go ? :/

look what u've done

" YELLOOOWWWW "

" hahahaha ( press the beep hang up button ) "

" we dont talk to ppl that says YELLOW ? " - kardashians

haha . i have no idea what's wrong with me talking about kardashians all the time . so anyway ,SATURDAY went tuition at dmnsara . lisa and mryam was there . awesome . SADLY i was late . so the teacher had finished her explaination on science while me , i had to memorizeee all of it in a few minute and she questioned me aloooooooooot of stuffs . and as well as u know me , i cnt answer all . ahahahahah . some oni can laa .

that night went to BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP . i dont find the food delicious . somehow , it sucks . not all . but ALOT of 'em . did ya know that the shop actually has a true story behind it . its a very interesting movie . after the eating and complaining the food ,  U CNT BELIEVE WHAT MY EYES SAW . SALES EVERYWHERE . THE SADDEST PART ON EARTH IS THAT WE WENT TO SUNWAY AT 9 & FINISHES OUR DINNER AT 10 ? THE SHOPS ARE CLOSING . but luckily i get to one shop . miss sulfridge and bought a skirt and lacey top . nice ;D its 50% . other shops are like 70% 8O i know its shocking . i cnt believe it either . its not like i'd never seen anything sales up to that amount but its amazing when i didnt shop for a long time , so nw its my opportunity to go and shop ! ;)

HAHAH , i have my reasons behind everything when you think its wrong ;)

so , today hmm . nothing much happen . NOTHING HAPPEN YET . and idk wht to do . mom ask me to study . hell no . so wtv . :p

few days ago , me AND IRINA TOOK PICTURES LIKE -__- " 

my work

 irina's work

gotta check this out yo !

oooooo baybayyy

so , i've made up my mind to do this .since i'm getting lazyy-er each day , i decided to only post when i have some real pictures taken whenever i go . haha . its easier that way ;) 

-.-" zzz

i painted my room green . GO GREEN . and here's the result ! :

i didnt take the room BEFORE it was painted . it was WORSE . now my room looks more spacious and extra big ;D going ikea next week to buy a small sofa or maybe something soft to sit on . haha . i was covered with SPLATS OF PAINTS . like alot . and it still didnt come off yet -,-

i miss my honey so badly rite now . cehh cehh , yeah wtv , SKIP THAT .

hmm , i've been painting lately , because of the wall painting makes me wanna paint on papers more . arts time .

OHHH , me and cya made our class time table . very cool . but we only managed to fnish the background .

seeeeee , our hardwork ! revealed . very cool huuh ? ahaha . the yellow sucks -.- 

isnt it saddening ? awww :'(

haha , went burger king today . its very near my house . but ama had to pick me up . her real name is amalina -.- so , hmm . that's pretty much all ? heres are some pictures that we captured for tday ;D

izzado and fazrul . both are my shades -.-

at last , someone does wanna kiss his butt off

cya , me , izzado , ama

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pop it lock it , drop it ;)

15 years old gonnabe :p

hmm , soph bought her blackberry storm and i'm gonna get it for my birthday soon . well , i WANT IT NOW ! :'( like , i promise for my LIFE for it . cehh , not really ! talk is cheap . hahaha .

i'll beg my dad for it FROM NOW ON :p

i HAVE ALOT OF FOLIO'S TO DO and history sucks . the teacher is freakypsycoticdude -__-" ustaz azkar . what a weird name -.-

i watched the paranormal activity movie and i cant sleep . i slept with mom and dad yesterday , and i think for today also -__-" SERIOUSLY , this sucks . but awesome movie . fyi , i hate real ghost stories or movies . freaks me out even in the evening .

bloody mary . haha

today i got up early , even though i slept late last night .

i was all so excited to make my own PANCAKES . i even checked on the internet for some recipes . so , as all the pancakes done , i was searching for the syrup and i couldnt find it . we just went to bangsar cold storage and bought a BIG MAPLE PANCAKE SYRUP and she said she (maid) didnt saw it last night when she wasputting all the groceries in place . so , i couldnt eat the pancakes ! :'((((((((((((((

i wonder if u guys still remember the drama movie called "chiquititas" ?! i used to watch that drama , and was the NUMBER 1 fan of it. guess what ? one of the girl in the drama is MICHAEL BUBLE'S ex girlfriend . AND ALSO the featuring artist in the "havent met you yet " song video . check it out yo !



i have to finish my folio , at least BM today . cause i gotta start for sivic tmrrw . at least ? or tuesday ? this is tiring :'((

ready to roll ur eyes

*wonders since when adidas has that nice design ? :O its always simple and ugly . nike's better .

school for the first week was baaaad . i came late 3 days in a row(since i didnt go for a day ) . not just late , VERY late . hmmpph , first day of school, me and cya cnt find our class and so , we went all around the entire school to look . in the end , found it with mr epul's help . as we enter , she already made her first impression , "WHERE WERE YOU ? D; " -__-" . after recess , both of us were late again and this time we thought its gonna be a different teacher since we already had our time table but the unexpected always happen . it was HER AGAIN -__-" suzila the sizzling madness PMS :/ so not fun at all . and she was like , both of u AGAIN ? and we had to stand for few minutes .

for the week , i already had plenty of homeworks to do including FOLIO'S . for BM and SIVICS . i used to have that "SO EXCITED" on doing folio's but not by doing it HANDWRITING . now , its HANDWRITING and it sucks as hell . luckily i found a website for form 3's novel folio . i dont need to read the whole BORING book . all i need is some coloured papperss and copy from A-Z . hehehe .

went to bangsar just now , and had a haircut . some touchup . repairs for the damge hairs . cut my fringe ; half an inch short . not much :p

next week , i'm gonna paint ma room . i cnt decide within these colours ! 

• LIGHT blue 
• LIME green 
• LIGHT purple 
• white 
• orange

tht's all or now .

lazy maze of daisy

that doesnt make any sense .

hmm , all jkarta pictures are on fcbk . to upload it here is gonna take a bloody long time. too many pictures .

didnt go to school today , cause i realise i cnt sleep last night and keep on vommiting each hour ! till i barely sleep . body aches so i cnt sleep . cried alot cause i cnt stand to vommit anymore. nothing comes out anymore except water from the body . eergh , i hte this . my body was pretty HOT like boiling water . hardly breathe . okay wtv .

tmrrw , i'll be going to school already . MAYBE . hope so . scared of what's gonna happen tnight. hope i could sleep well .

if i'm okay tmrrw , maybe i'll be going to meeeeeeeet yusuf after school ! yeay ;) miss him alot .

gotta go eat ! :D tattaaaaa

2010 ; long post

guess what ? soprised suprised . she's 14 . she was the chosen to be the teen vogue megazine but when the president of teen vogue heard that she was 14 . she canceled it . she refused to because of the age she's got rejected . -___-" why oh why . pretty face !

this girl is fifteen . which i'm gonna be next year ! she's famous in megazines cause of the poses . unique poses .

she's fifteen ! :O and in runway . amazing isnt she . its the same girl as the upper picture . :O

as yall know i went jakarta for a week and i touch down two days ago which is on thursday night . it was exactly 12! fireworks ? naaaah . not at the airport . few minutes later went sjmc cause dad (food poisioning -__-" ) . he had to stay there . poor him . the rest of us went back home and unpack our things . sister still wanna hang out at that time so she went out and WORE MY CLOTHES . stupidfasshole -,- 

HAHA

first day , 

reached at jakrta airport and uncle and the wife + the new memeber of the family ! sheika :D baby girl . her name is unique :? sheika shefaria . nice okayyy . wtv . and we he brought us to a shoppping mall nearby "SMS" that's what the mall is called . it was aroun 8.30 ? so we walked around till the mall closed and the outside is kinda cool . indonesian teenagers lepak there . its like the curve (outside version) where's lots of stalls at the side and ppls sitting and shisha in the middle . uncle said very happening and famous place among the teenagers for lepak ahaha . then went home . i mean their house . 

amy winehouse . nooooo its just a picture .

the rest of the days , 

went to lots of malls ! :D and some factory outlets . it was oky laa to shop there . not so cheap but affordable for our family .i did my manicure padicure , cream bath for my hair *(its like hair mask) , massage (its called mandi luluh) . haha . ticklish -.- i cnt stop laughing . then went home . saaaaaaad :'( 

i love this !the hair :D 

 

yesterday , 

went to daddy's hospital . i woke up at 2 pm i think ? went there by cab at 3 . met mom&dad . at 6 went subnag parade and bought a pair of long sleeve at dorothy . then , bought some stuffs for school ... home . fought with maid . ahahahahahha . she slept at ppls house that nighht . padan muke :p oh mom slept at the hospital with daddy and sister's out as usual . she came back around 4 am ?

today , hm might be going to masalam after this . i mean evening later . print out pictures when i went to the zoo . and some other pictures ;D okay . 

2010 resolutions 

not to have any resolutions . just go with the flow